Saturday, March 04, 2006

Minions of Satan Force Utah's Crazy Eddie out Bussiness

KSL reports Utah's version of Crazy Eddie, Dell Schanze (or however you spell that), has thrown in the towel at Totally Awesome computers. Super Dell says that the Satanically inspired murderers that we call "the media" has forced him out of bussiness. Super Dell says we are supposed to pray for them too so that they can repent before they die.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good riddance, maybe he can ruyn for the legislature.

Sarah Bellum said...

it's about time, but where will mullet men buy computers now?

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